{"id":483,"date":"2015-09-06T13:48:56","date_gmt":"2015-09-06T10:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.suuronen.eu\/blog\/?p=483"},"modified":"2015-09-06T13:59:14","modified_gmt":"2015-09-06T10:59:14","slug":"purpleworms-last-gourmee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/purpleworms-last-gourmee\/","title":{"rendered":"Purpleworm&#8217;s last Gourmee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when a 7 to 8 feet wide, and 50 to 60 feet long, rock eating, purple worn swallows a halfling warlock? One who had made a pact with the Great Old One. Of course, he is lazerated to pieces and then given an acid bath in the belly of the beast. Death should be a relief, deep down in the Southkrypt.<\/p>\n<p>The Great Old One disagrees &#8211; a pact is a pact! When the previous form is in ruin, an older form surfaces. Lemmy&#8217;s heritage of being a dragonborn is revealed in magical explosion. And the One who is seeking, is getting closer!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tFoVM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-484\" src=\"http:\/\/www.suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tFoVM.jpg\" alt=\"the Fellowship of Vertical Mayhem\" width=\"650\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tFoVM.jpg 650w, https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tFoVM-150x68.jpg 150w, https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tFoVM-300x137.jpg 300w, https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tFoVM-500x228.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a>The worm? Head and tail in opposite directions, and stairway chamber covered in purplish mash of gore, with bits and pieces of worm pulp. Yammy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when a 7 to 8 feet wide, and 50 to 60 feet long, rock eating, purple worn swallows a halfling warlock? One who had made a pact with the Great Old One. Of course, he is lazerated to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/purpleworms-last-gourmee\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[10,30],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming","tag-dd","tag-faerun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":488,"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions\/488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/suuronen.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}